Religious: A drunken man staggered in to a Catholic church
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A drunken man staggered in to a Catholic church and sat down in the confession box, but said nothing. The bewildered priest coughed to attract his attention, but still the man said nothing. The priest then knocked on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak. Finally, the drunk replied, "No use knockin' mate, there ain't no paper in this one either." |