Adult: A SEX SURVEY
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========================== Sex Survey -=-=-=- Please complete the following survey to determine the nature of your sex-life: ( Remember this is for fun and entertainment ONLY!) 1 Do you and your partner make love [A] once a month or less? [B] more than once a month? [C] 5 times a night? 2 When you make love, do you engage in foreplay [A] what's foreplay???? [B] for at least 5 minutes? [C] using a feather duster and a whip? 3 During intercourse, what positions do you use? [A] under the sheets, with the lights off, thank you very much [B] various, depending on the mood [C] tied up in the wardrobe with one foot in a bucket of cold custard 4 During intercourse, do you and your partner [A] get it over as quickly as possible? [B] say words of encouragement to each other like "Mmm, that's nice" and "Ooohh, yes, right there"? [C] beat each other with kippers and lick ice-cream out of each others' armpits? 5 After intercourse, do you [A] roll over and go to sleep without saying a word? [B] cuddle your partner and tell them how good it was? [C] swing from the ceiling-light, yodelling like Tarzan, then pick up an axe and cut a large notch in the headboard while smoking a cigarette? ANSWERS are below :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Your answers Mostly [A]'s: Perhaps you could try to be a bit more adventurous Mostly [B]'s: You have a healthy sex-life and a good understanding with your partner Mostly [C]'s: Let me know your address, I'll be round with a few friends and a 6-pack to watch...... ==================================================================== |