True Stories: Actual Headlines, Ripped from Today's Papers!
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Actual Headlines, Ripped from Today's Papers! - Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says - Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers - Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted - Farmer Bill Dies in House - Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? - Stud Tires Out - Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over - British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands - Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms - Eye Drops off Shelf - Teacher Strikes Idle Kids - Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead - Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim - Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66 - Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax - Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told - Miners Refuse to Work after Death - Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant - Stolen Painting Found by Tree - Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies - Checkout Counter Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 = Years - Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One - Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 - `84 War Dims Hope for Peace - If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While - Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures - Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide - Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge - Deer Kill 17,000 - Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead - Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge - New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group - Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft - Kids Make Nutritious Snacks - Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy - Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire - British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply - Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood - Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees - Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half - New Vaccine May Contain Rabies - Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing - Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing - Air Head Fired - Steals Clock, Faces Time - Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff - Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni - Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board - Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors - Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction - Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training - Include your Children when Baking Cookies |