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Advice for the day Never buy a pitbull from a one-armed man. For some the glass is half full. For others the glass is half empty. For me, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words, "Give me all your money or I'll shoot," the man shouted, "That's not what I said!" A man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" Is this her first child?" the doctor asked. "No, you idiot!" the man shouted, "this is her husband." |