Adult: AESOP'S SEXUAL FABLE
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ONCE UPON A TIME AT A BEAUTIFUL LAKE THERE WAS THIS FLY FLYING OVER THE LAKE. A SALMON SEES THIS LITTLE FLY AND SAYS TO HIMSELF, "IF THAT FLY WAS TO DROP A HALF AN INCH LOWER, I?D BE ABLE TO JUMP UP AND EAT IT." AND AT THE EDGE OF THAT LAKE THERE WAS A BEAR AND THE BEAR SAID TO HIMSELF, "IF THAT FLY WAS TO DROP A HALF AN INCH LOWER, THE SALMON WILL JUMP UP AND EAT IT, THEN I COULD CATCH THE SALMON AND BE ABLE TO EAT TOO." JUST A COUPLE OF YARDS A WAY FROM THE BEAR WAS A HUNTER, AND THE HUNTER SAYS TO HIMSELF, "IF THAT FLY WAS TO DROP A HALF INCH LOWER, THE SALMON WILL JUMP UP AND EAT IT, THE BEAR WILL CATCH THE SALMON, I?LL SHOOT THE BEAR, THEN I?LL GET TO EAT MY SANDWICH IN MY POCKET." AND JUST A FEW FEET BEHIND THE HUNTER THERE WAS A LITTLE MOUSE, AND HE SAID TO HIMSELF, "IF THAT LITTLE FLY WAS TO DROP A HALF AN INCH THE SALMON WILL CATCH THE FLY, THE BEAR WILL CATCH THE SALMON, THE HUNTER WILL SHOOT THE BEAR THE SANDWICH WILL DROP FROM THE HUNTER?S POCKET AND I?LL GET TO EAT." WELL JUST BEHIND THE MOUSE WAS A CAT. AND THE CAT SAID TO HIMSELF, "IF THAT FLY WAS TO DROP A HALF AN INCH LOWER, THE SALMON WILL CATCH THE FLY, THE BEAR WILL CATCH THE SALMON, THE HUNTER WILL SHOOT THE BEAR, THE SANDWICH WILL DROP THE MOUSE WILL EAT THE SANDWICH, I?LL CATCH THE MOUSE AND I?LL BE ABLE TO EAT." ALL OF A SUDDEN THE FLY DROPS THE HALF AN INCH, SALMON JUMPS UP AND CATCHES THE FLY, THE BEAR CATCHES THE FISH, THE HUNTER PULLS THE TRIGGER, THE SANDWICH FALLS TO THE GROUND THE MOUSE STARTS AFTER THE SANDWICH, THE CAT STARTS RUNNING TO CATCH THE MOUSE AND TRIPS ON A ROCK. HE STARTS ROLLING DOWN PAST THE MOUSE, PAST THE HUNTER, PAST THE BEAR, AND LANDS IN TO THE LAKE. THE MORAL TO THE STORY IS: IT TAKES A LOT TO GET A PUSSY WET! |