Top Signs: Ain't English Grand
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Ain't English Grand These are the top 25, all real headlines from newspapers, taken throughout 1999: 25. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies 24. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Experts Say 23. Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers 22. Drunks Get Nine Months In Violin Case 21. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms 20. Is There A Ring Of Debris Around Uranus? 19. Prostitutes Appeal To Pope 18. Panda Mating Fails, Veterinarian Takes Over 17. British Left Waffles On Falkland Islands 16. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids 15. Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead 14. Plane Too Close To Ground, Crash Probe Told 13. Miners Refuse To Work After Death 12. Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant 11. Stolen Painting Found By Tree 10. Two Sister Reunited After 18 Years In Checkout Counter 9. War Dims Hope For Peace 8. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last A While 7. Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide 6. Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge 5. New Study Of Obesity Looks For Larger Test Group 4. Astronaut Takes Blame For Gas In Space 3. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks 2. Local High school Dropouts Cut In Half and the number 1 headline..... 1. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead. |