Redneck: Alabama Hunters
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Alabama Hunters A couple of Alabama hunters were out in the woods when one of them fell to the ground. He didn't seem to be breathing and his eyes rolled back in his head. The other guy whipped out his cell phone and called 911. He gasped to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm, soothing voice said, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, lets make sure he's dead." ....There was a silence, then a shot was heard. The guy's came back on the line and said, "OK, now what?" |