Sexes: ALZHEIMERS
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When I went to lunch today, I noticed this elderly man about 75-80 years old sitting on a bench near the shopping center and he was sobbing his eyes out. I stopped and asked him what was wrong. He said: "I have a 22 year old wife at home. She makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground brewed coffee." I said: "Well, then why are you crying?" He said, "She makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me half the afternoon." I said: "Well, so why are you crying?" He said: "For dinner she makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00 a.m." I said: "Well, why in the world would you be crying?" He said: "I can't remember where I live." |