around a picture of dandelions) I Fought the Lawn and the Lawn Won.
So Few Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me.
I Suffer Occasional Delusions of Adequacy.
God Made Us Sisters, Prozac Made Us Friends.
If They Don't Have Chocolate In Heaven, I Ain't Going.
At My Age, I've Seen It All, Done It All, Heard It All...I Just Can't Remember It All.
My Mother Is A Travel Agent for Guilt Trips.
I Just Do What The Voices Inside My Head Tell Me to Do.
(Worn by a pregnant woman) A Man Did This To Me, Oprah.
If It's Called Tourist Season, Why Can't We Hunt Them?
Senior Citizen: Give Me My Damn Discount.
Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience With Princes, Seeks Frog.
No, It Doesn't Hurt (on a "well-tattooed gentleman").
I Used To Be Schizophrenic, But We're OK Now.
(Over the outline of the state of Minnesota) My Governor Can Beat Up Your Governor.
Veni, Vedi, Visa: I came. I Saw. I Did a Little Shopping.
What If The Hokey Pokey Is Really What It's All About.
I Didn't Climb to the Top of the Food Chain to Be a Vegetarian
(on the Front) Yale Is Just One Big Party (on the back) With a $25,000 Cover Charge.
Coffee, Chocolate, Men... Some Things are Just Better Rich.
Liberal Arts Major... Will Think For Money.
Growing Old is Inevitable; Growing Up is Optional
IRS--Be Audit You Can Be.
Gravity...It's Not Just a Good Idea. It's the Law.
If You Want Breakfast In Bed, Sleep In the Kitchen.
Wanted: Meaningful Overnight Relationship.
The Old Pro...Often Wrong...Never In Doubt.
If At First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Isn't For You.
Old Age Comes at a Bad Time.
In America, Anyone Can Be President. That's One of the Risks You Take.
First Things First, but Not Necessarily in That Order.
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