Blonde: COMPACT

Two blondes are walking down the street. One not

Blonde: COMPACT


Two blondes are walking down the street.
One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to
pick it up.
She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this
person looks familiar."
The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!"
So the first blonde hands her the compact.
The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy,
it's me!"