Food & Drink: Delicacy
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An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of >sightseeing. While sipping his sangria, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious >looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, >the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What is that you just >served?" The waiter replied, " Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those >are bulls testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!" The >American, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the hell, I'm on >vacation! Bring me an order!" The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. >There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight >each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be >sure to save you this delicacy!" The next morning, the American returned, >placed his order, and then that evening he was served the one and only >special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, and inspecting the >contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are >delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve >yesterday!" The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si senor. >Sometimes the bull wins." |