Computers: ENGINEER'S DICTIONARY

ENGINEERING DEFINITIONS...WHAT THEY REALLY MEAN!

Computers: ENGINEER'S DICTIONARY



ENGINEERING DEFINITIONS...WHAT THEY REALLY MEAN!!!


Major Technological Breakthrough = Back to the drawing board.

Developed after years of intensive research = It was discovered by
accident.

Project slightly behind original schedule due to unforseen
difficulties = We are working on something else.

The designs are well within allowable limits = We just made it,
stretching a point or two.

Customer satisfaction is believed assured = We are so far behind
schedule that the customer was happy to get anything at all
from us.

Close project coordination = We should have asked someone else; or,
let's spread the responsibility for this.

The design will be finalized in the next reporting period = We haven't
started this job yet, but we've got to say something.

A number of different approaches are being tried. We don't know where
we're going, but we're moving. = It works, and are we surprised!

Extensive effort is being applied on a fresh approach to the problem =
We just hired three new guys; we'll let them kick it around for a while.

Preliminary operational tests are inconclusive = The darn thing blew
up when we threw the switch.

The entire concept will have to be abandoned = The only guy who
understood the thing quit.

Modifications are underway to correct certain minor difficulties = We
threw the whole thing out and are starting from scratch.