Cultural: EUROPEAN TRAFFIC ENGINEERING

Britain decided it was time to switch left lane tr

Cultural: EUROPEAN TRAFFIC ENGINEERING


Britain decided it was time to switch left lane traffic to right
lane traffic, as everywhere in Europe.

So they gather to plan the whole thing and nobody seems to
come up with any viable solution, so they send out some
help-me type faxes.

A couple of days later, answers come back. The French fax
read: "As your neighbors, we are deeply touched you
requested our help," etc., etc., "but we have no idea at all
how to do it."

The German fax read: "We are Germany, the most organized
country in Europe, but we have not had this problem before
and we do not know how to handle it."

The Polish fax read: "As you know, we are Poland, a country
that has done a lot on the path towards democracy and
economic resuscitation.

"We have a great deal of experience in such transition
processes. But, as to overcome the inherent difficulties and
to avoid social problems, any and all transitions must be
done gradually.

"So, it is our proposal to handle the situation in three big
steps. The first year, it should be mandatory only for the
trucks to ride on the right lane . . ."