Law: EXPLAINING WHAT A LAWYER DOES
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A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. Timmy stood up and said, "My mom is a doctor!" Sarah stood up and said, "My father is a professor!" Little Johnny stood up and said, "My dad is a piano player in a whorehouse!" The teacher couldn't believe what she had just heard, so she made a point of calling little Johnny's father that evening. When she told him what little Johnny had said, he told her, "Actually,.... I'm a corporate attorney, but how I'm I supposed to explain that to a seven year old???" |