Religious: FATHER, I CONFESS....
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Once there was this guy who personally felt that he has committed many sins and therefore decided to visit a church and confess all of them. When he arrived at a church, he walked to the confession area and spoke to the pastor. "Father, I am sinful." "Yes, my son, just tell me what have you done. The Lord will forgive you." "Father, I have a steady relationship with my girlfriend, it's been 3 years and nothing serious ever happened between us. Yesterday I visited her house, nobody was at home except for her sister. We were alone and I slept with her." "That's bad my boy, fortunately you realize your mistake." "There's more Father. Last week I went to her office to look for her,but nobody was around except for one of her colleagues, so I slept with her too." "That's not very good of you." "Please, I have more to confess Father. Last month I went to her uncle's house to look for her, nobody was around except for her auntie, and I slept with her too." "That's not very good of you", the Father said as he dropped his pants. "Father! Father, what are you doing?! " "Well, my son, she isn't here either!" |