Animals: FIRE ENGINE

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Animals: FIRE ENGINE


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A little boy, wearing a big red fire hat, was riding a toy
fire truck down the street. The truck was being pulled by
a beautiful Labrador Retriever. Unfortunately, the rope was
tied around the dog's privates, and as a consequence, the
truck was going very slowly. A man walking down
the street noticed how slowly the boy was being pulled and
gently said to him, "You know, son, that truck would go a
lot faster if the rope was tied around your dog's neck."
The boy nodded in agreement and said, "But
then there wouldn't be a siren."
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