Political: First 100 Hours
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First 100 Hours It has been a long standing American tradition to judge presidents by their first 100 days in office. I think we can learn about a president much, much sooner. So, let's take a look at Bush's first 100 hours in office: Hour one: Phoned Al Gore and said, "Guess where I'm calling from." Hour four: Started a search for corners in the Oval Office. Hour 16: Plan first overseas trip -- to Mexico. Hour 35: Found Super Glue in Oval Office junk drawer and glued eyes shut. Hour 47: Announced plans to restore normal diplomatic relations with Cuba Gooding Jr. Hour 58: Hid under the breakfast table because the leprechaun on the Lucky Charms box frightened him. Hour 65: At CIA briefing asked if they still use the "cone of silence" like they did on "Get Smart." Hour 86: Pulled out paper money from wallet to see if he was on any of them yet. Hour 73: Bored, he wandered into Oval Office and asked Dick Cheney if he could help. Cheney said, "Uh, No." Hour 100: Walked around the Oval Office with pants down around ankles yelling, "Look, I'm President Clinton." |