Puns: FLOSSING
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The husband stood in front of the bathroom mirror, carefully flossing his teeth. "Ooh!" he would sigh every once in a while, or "Aaah!" as the little thread did its work. Suddenly and seemingly without provocation, his wife stomped into the bathroom and gave him a swift kick. Bewildered, the husband demanded, " What was that for ? " I'm sorry, " his wife replied stiffly, . . . "but I just don't believe in sighing flossers." |