Redneck: Free Sex _Two rednecks went to a gas station
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Free Sex Two rednecks went to a gas station that was holding a contest: a chance to win free sex when you filled your tank. They pumped their gas and went to pay the attendant. "I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10. If you guess right, you win free sex." "Okay," agreed one of the rednecks, "I guess 7." "Sorry, I was thinking of 8." The next week they tried again. When they went to pay, the attendant told them to pick a number. "2," said the second redneck. "Sorry, it's three. Come back and try again." As they walked out to their car one redneck said to the other, "I think this contest is rigged." "No it's not" said his buddy. "My wife won twice last week." |