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Funny Bumber Stickers: Horn broken. Watch for finger. Cover me. I'm changing lanes. Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control. Forget about World Peace...Visualize using your turn signal. We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart? He who laughs last thinks slowest. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you. Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot. I get enough exercise just pushing my luck. I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian. When you do a good deed, get a receipt-in case heaven is like the IRS. No radio - Already stolen. I took an IQ test and the results were negative. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW. Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. |