Adult: GARDENING

Once there was a beautiful woman who loved

Adult: GARDENING




Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her
vegetable garden, but no matter what she did, she couldn't
get her tomatoes to ripen. Admiring her neighbor's garden,
which had beautiful bright red tomatoes, she went one day and
inquired of him his secret.

"It's really quite simple," the old man explained. "Twice each
day, in the morning and in the evening, I expose myself in front
of the tomatoes and they turn red with embarrassment."

Desperate for the perfect garden, she tried his advice and
proceeded to expose herself to her plants twice daily. Two weeks
passed and her neighbor stopped by to check her progress. "So",
he asked, "Any luck with your tomatoes?"

"No", she replied excitedly... "But you should see the size of
my cucumbers!