Quotes: QUOTES FROM CELEBRITIES AND THINKERS
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The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. -- Robert Frost The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy. -- Sam Levenson The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. -- Franklin P. Jones Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT'S bad for you! -- Tommy Smothers I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. -- Jackie Mason When you go into court, you're putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. -- Norm Crosby We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? -- Jean Cocturan The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. -- Jay Leno It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. -- Jerry Seinfeld If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark. -- Michael Landon Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. -- Wendell Johnson Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. -- Fran Lebowitz The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid moves, only complicated stupid moves, which make us wonder at the possibility that there may be something to them we are missing. -- Gamel Abdul Nasser Maybe this world is another planet's hell. -- Aldous Huxley It ain't so much the things you don't know that get you in trouble. It's the things you know that just ain't so. -- Artemus Ward You can always spot a well-informed man - his views are the same as yours. -- Ilka Chase |