Bad Pick up Lines: Santa's little helper
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Top Ten Elf Pickup Lines 10. I'm down here. 9. Just because I've got bells on my shoes doesn't mean I'm a sissy. 8. I was once a lawn ornament for John Bon Jovi. 7. I can get you off the naughty list. 6. I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on toys. 5. I'm a magical being. Take off your bra.. 4. No, no. I don't bake cookies. You're thinking of those dorks over at Keebler 3. I get a thimbleful of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man. 2. You'd look great in a Raggedy Ann wig. 1. I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners. |