Blonde: She Was So Blonde That
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She Was So Blonde That. . . * She sent me a fax with a stamp on it. * She thought a quarterback was a refund. * She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. * She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. * She thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools. * She thought General Motors was in the army. * She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. * She thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday. * Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics". * She tried to drown a fish. * She tripped over a cordless phone. * She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said concentrate. * She got stabbed in a shoot-out. * She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DONT WALK". * They had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade. * At the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put Sagittarius. * She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. * It takes her two hours to watch "60 Minutes". * She studied for a blood test-and failed. * She thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train." * She sold the car for gas money! * When she saw the "NC-17 under 17 not admitted", she went home and got 16 friends. * When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. * She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company. * When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. * When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said 'Airport Left' she turned around and went home. * She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. |