Unsorted: Talking Millipede
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A man saw a talking Millipede at the pet store. "OK," thought the man, "I'll give it a go..." So he bought a millipede, took it home, and for lack of advance preparations made it a temporary home in a cardboard box. That evening testing his new pet, he leaned over the closed box and said, "I'm going to the pub for a drink, do you want to come too?" He waited a few moments but there was no reply. He tried again, "Hey, millipede, wanna come to the boozer with me???" Again, no response. Disgusted by his gullible nature, he decided to give it one more try before returning the millipede to the pet shop. So he got real close to the box and repeated rather loudly , "I SAID I'M GOING TO THE PUB FOR A DRINK. DO YOU WANNA COME? For God's sake, I heard you the first time!!" snapped the millipede, "I'm just putting my f**kin' shoes on..." |