Bar: THE BALLERINA
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A big woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she points to all the people sitting at the bar and asks, "What man out there will buy a lady a drink?" The bar goes silent as the patrons try to ignore her. At the end of the bar, a skinny little drunk slams his hand on the bar and says, "Give the ballerina a drink!" The bartender pours the drink and the woman chugs it down. She turns again to the patrons and points around at all of them, revealing her hairy armpit, and asks, "What man out there will buy a lady a drink?" Once again, the little drunk slaps his hand down on the bar and says, "Give the ballerina another drink!" The bartender approaches the little drunk and asks, "Say, it's your business of course if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you call her a ballerina?" The drunk replies, "Sir! To me, any woman who can lift her leg that high is a ballerina! |