Sexes: THE OBITUARY
|
When a man died his wife put the usual obituary notice in the paper, but added that he died of gonorrhea. No sooner were the newspapers delivered than a good friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly to the widow. You know very well that he died of diarrhea, not gonorrhea, said the friend. The widow replied that she nursed him day and night and of course she knew he died of diarrhea, but I thought it would be better to have him remembered as a great lover rather than the big shit that he always was. |