Blonde: Union Shop
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Union Shop A dedicated union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and, as you would expect, decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madame, " Is this a union house?", "No" she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't." "Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The house gets $80, and the girls get $20." Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped off in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madame responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house." The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" The Madame replied' " the girls get $80, and the house gets $20." " That's more like it!" the union man said. He looked around the room and pointed to a stunning attractive blonde. "I'd like her for the night." "I'm sure you would sir," said the Madame, then, gesturing to an obese seventy-five year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has seniority." |