College: Universal Grade Change Form
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UNIVERSAL GRADE CHANGE FORM ____________________University To: Professor____________________ From:___________________________ I think my grade in your nobbish course,______________, should be changed from ______ to an A for the following reasons: ______1. The persons who copied my paper made a higher grade than I did. ______2. The person whose paper I copied made a higher grade than I did. ______3. This course will lower my Grade Point Average and I won't get into: ______Medical School ______Graduate School ______Dental School ______My Fraternity/Sorority ______Hairclub for Men ______Black Panthers ______4. I have to get an A in this course to balance the F in ____________. ______5. I'll lose my Nebraska track scholarship. ______6. I'm on a varsity sports team and Olga couldn't find a copy of your exam. ______7. I didn't come to class and the person whose notes I used did not cover the material asked for on the exam. ______8. I studied the basic principles and the exam wanted every little nasty tidbit. ______9. I learned all the tidbits and orbital diagrams but your exams asked about general principles. _____10. You are prejudiced against: ______Males ______Jews ______Blacks ______Females ______Catholics ______Deported Shiites ______Protestants ______Crips ______Minorities ______Chicanos ______Grimace ______Rotund People _____11. If I flunk out of school my father will disown me or at least cut my allowance. _____12. I was unable to do well in this course because of the following illnesses: ______mono ______cholera ______acute alcoholism ______spontaneous combustion ______jammed finger ______yeast infection _____13. You told us to be creative but you didn't tell us exactly how you wanted that done. _____14. I was creative and you said I was just shooting the bull. _____15. I don't have a reason; I just want a higher grade damn it. _____16. The lectures were: ______too detailed to pick out important points ______not explained in sufficient detail ______too boring ______all jokes and not enough material ______had this big fat guy teaching the class _____17. This course was: ______too early, I was not awake. ______at lunchtime, I was hungry ______too late, I was tired _____18. My (dog, cat, goat) (ate, tossed yard, upchucked on) my (book, notes, pant leg) for this course. |