Political: Use the names Lewinsky and Kaczynsky in a limerick
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Contest Requirements: To use the names Lewinsky and Kaczynsky in a limerick. Contestants' Entries: Entry # 1 There once was a gal named Lewinsky Who played on a flute like Stravinsky 'Twas "Hail to the Chief" On this flute made of beef That stole the front page from Kaczynski. Entry # 2 Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky We mustn't leave clues like Kaczynski, Since you look such a mess, Use the hem of your dress And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky. Entry # 3 Lewinsky and Clinton have shown What Kaczynski must surely have known: That an intern is better Than a bomb in a letter If something is going to be blown. Entry # 4 There was a young girl called Lewinsky, Who caused as much stir as Kaczynski When on Kenneth Starr's lap She confided, when trapped, "Bill Clinton is hung like Nijinsky." * (*Nijinsky is a thoroughbred racehorse, not to be confused with the ballet dancer.) |