Top Signs: VACATION TERM TRANSLATION
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VACATION TERM TRANSLATION In case any of you are still thinking about picking a vacation spot, be aware of the following advertising lingo... Old world charm ........... No bath Tropical .......................... Rainy Majestic setting ............. A long way from town Options galore ................Nothing is included in the itinerary Secluded hideaway ........ Impossible to find or get to Pre-registered rooms ..... Already occupied Explore on your own ...... Pay for it yourself No extra fees .................. No extras Nominal fee .................. Outrageous charge Standard........................ Sub-standard Deluxe ......................... Standard Superior ...................... One free shower cap All the amenities ......... Two free shower caps Plush ........................... Top and bottom sheets Gentle breezes ............ Occasional Gale-force winds Light and airy.............. No air conditioning Picturesque ................ Theme park nearby Open bar .................... Free ice cubes |