Cultural: Want What?
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Want What? A Chinese couple while working in a Chinese restaurant, fall in love and get married - and she's a virgin. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring: "My darling, I know dis you firs time and you bery frighten. I promise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting you want.... What you want?" "I wanta have numma 69" she replies. He looks at her very puzzled and says, "You want . . . . . . Beef with Broccoli?" |