Cultural: WEST VIRGINIA LOTTERY
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Two West Virginians drove to a gas station in Ohio for a fill-up because they heard about a contest being offered by the station to patrons who purchase a full tank of gas. When they went inside to pay, the men asked the attendant about the contest. "If you win, you're entitled to free sex," said the attendant. "How do we enter?" asked a West Virginian. "Well, I'm thinking of a number between 1-10, if you guess right, you win free sex" "O.K. I guess 7, " said the West Virginian. "Sorry, I was thinking of 8," replied the attendant. The next week, the two west Virginians returned to the same station to get gas. When they went inside to pay, the one Kentuckian asked the attendant if the contest was still going on. "Sure," replied the attendant. "I'm thinking of a number between 1-10 and if you guess right, you win free sex." "2," said the West Virginian. "Sorry, I was thinking of 3," replied the attendant. "Come back soon and try again." As they walked back to the car, the first West Virginian said to the other, "You know, I'm beginning to think this contest is fake." "No way," said the other. "My wife won twice last week." |