Doctor: What about trying Viagra?
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A mature women goes to the doctor and asks his help in reviving her husbands sex drive. "What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor. "Not a chance," says Mrs. Murphy. "He won't even take aspirin for a headache." "No problem" replies the doctor. "Drop it into his coffee; he won't even taste it. Try it and come back in a week to let me know how you got on." A week later, Mrs. Murphy visits the doctor, and he inquires as to how things went. "Oh, it was terrible, just terrible, doctor." "What happened?" asks the doctor. "Well, I did as you advised and slipped it into his coffee. The effect was immediate. He jumped straight up, swept the cutlery off the table, at the same time ripping all my clothes off, and then proceeded to make passionate love to me on the tabletop. It was just terrible I tell you, just terrible! " "Whats terrible ?" asked the doctor. "Was the sex not good?" "Oh no, doctor, the sex was the best sex I've had in 25 years, but I'll never be able to show my face in McDonald's again!" |