Unsorted: WHAT NOT TO DO WITH A NEW GIRLFRIEND
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Things NOT to do with a New Girlfriend... 1.) Don't look her directly in the cleavage when she's talking to you. 2.) While whispering tender endearments in her ear... don't sneeze! 3.) Don't interrupt your lovemaking to remove your teeth, contacts and toupee. 4.) Don't tell her your favorite song is "What's Love Got To Do With It?" 5.) Don't try to look up her dress as you're helping her out of the car. 6.) Don't fall asleep on top of her. 7.) Don't introduce her to your parents as Bachelorette #3. 8.) Don't tell her that your bisexual -- meaning, that is, you prefer to have sex with two women at the same time. 9.) Don't introduce her to your bevy of inflatable beauties. 10.) Don't hold up your hand when she asks who is your best-ever lover. |