Animals: WHERE DO PETS COME FROM

WHERE DO PETS COME FROM? Adam sa

Animals: WHERE DO PETS COME FROM





WHERE DO PETS COME FROM?


Adam said, "Lord, when I was in the garden, you walked with me


every day. Now I do not see you anymore. I am lonesome here and it is


difficult for me to remember how much you love me."


And God said, "No problem! I will create a companion for you


that will be with you forever and who will be a reflection of my love


for


you, so that you will know that I love you even when you cannot see me.


Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new


companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite


of


yourself."


And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam. And it


was a good animal. And God was pleased. And the new animal was pleased


to


be with Adam and he wagged his tail. And Adam said, "Lord, I have


already


named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for


this


new animal."


And God said, "No problem! Because I have created this new


animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a


reflection


of


my own name, and you will call him DOG."


And Dog lived with Adam and was a companion to him and loved


him. And Adam was comforted. And God was pleased. And Dog was content


and


wagged his tail.


After a while, it came to pass that Adam's guardian angel came


to the Lord and said, "Lord, Adam has become filled with pride. He


struts


and preens like a peacock and he believes he is worthy of adoration. Dog


has indeed taught him that he is loved, but perhaps too well."


And the Lord said, "No problem! I will create for him a companion who


will


be with him forever and who will see him as he is. The companion will


remind


him of his limitations, so he will know that he is not always worthy of


adoration."


And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam. And Cat would


not obey Adam.


And when Adam gazed into Cat's eyes, he was reminded that he


was not the supreme being. And Adam learned humility.


And God was pleased. And Adam was greatly improved. And Dog


was happy.


And Cat didn't give a shit one way or the other.