Top Signs: YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE REDNECK
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IF... 1. If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.. 2. If the biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart... 3. If your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV... 4. If you thought the Unibomber was a wrestler... 5. If you've ever used your ironing board as a buffet table... 6. If you think a quarter horse is the ride in front of K-Mart... 7. If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home.. 8. If a tornado hits your neighborhood and does a $1000,000 worth of improvement... 9. If you've ever used a toilet brush as a back scratcher.. 10. If you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty... 11. if you think fast food is hitting a deer at 65mph... 12. If somebody tells you that you've got something in your teeth and you take them out to see... |