Top Signs: You May Be A Wisconsinite if:
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You May Be A Wisconsinite if: * You define summer as three months of bad sleding * Your definition of a small town is one that only has one bar. * Snow tires come standard on all your cars * You refer to the Packers as we * You can make sense out of the words upnort and Trivers * You have ever gotten frostbitten and sunburned in the same week * You can identify a Michigan accent.... * Down South to you means Chicago * Traveling coast to coast means going from Superior to Milwaukee * A brat is something you eat * You know that Eau Claire is not something you eat.... * You have no problem spelling Milwaukee * You consider Madison exotic * You don't have a coughing fit from one sip of Pabst Blue Ribbon * You've seen a hodag * You can actually pronounce Oconomowoc * You know what a bubbler is * Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new machine shed * A Friday night out is taking your girlfriend shining for deer. * You go out for fish fry every Friday * You can recognize someone from Illinois from their driving * You know how to polka * You drink soda and refer to your dad as pop * Formal wear is a flannel shirt, blue jeans & a baseball cap * You were unaware there is a legal drinking age * You have to go to Florida to get a tan in August * You define swimming season as Labor Day weekend * You know where the city of Waunakee is AND can pronounce it * You decided to have a picnic this summer because it fell on a weekend * You can visit Luxemborg, Holland, Belgium, Denmark Berlin, New London & Poland all in one afternoon * You only know three spices, salt, pepper and ketchup * You design your Halloween costumes to fit over a snowsuit * You have more miles on your snowblower than your car * You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard * You enjoy driving in the winter because the potholes fill in with snow * Your sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie * You owe more money on your snowmoble than on your car * The local paper covers major headlines on 1 page but requires 6 pages for sports * At least twice a year, your kitchen doubles as meat processing plant * You think the start of deer season is a national holiday * You know which leaves make good toilet paper * You find 0 degrees a little chilly * You know what to do with a Blatz * You actually understand these jokes * You forward them to all your Wisconsin friends. |