Engineer: You Might Be An Engineering Major...
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Sad But True: YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEERING MAJOR... :if you have no life - and you can PROVE it mathematically. :if you know vector calculus but you can't remember how to do long division :if you chuckle whenever anyone says "centrifugal force." :if you've actually used every single function on your graphics calculator :if when you look in a mirror, you see an engineering major :if it is sunny and 70 degrees outside, and you are working on a computer :if you frequently whislte the theme song to "McGyver." :if you always do homework on friday nights. :if you know how to integrate a chicken and can take the derivative of water. :if you think in "math." :if you've calculated that the World Series actually diverges. :if you hesitate to look at something because you don't want to break down its wave function. :if you have a pet named after a scientist. :if you laugh at jokes about mathematicians. :if the Humane Society has you arrested because you actually performed the Schrodinger's Cat experiment. :if you can translate English into Binary. :if you can't remember what's behind the door in the science building marked "EXIT" :if you have to bring a jacket with you, in the middle of summer, because there's a wind chill factor in the lab. :if you are completely addicted to caffeine. :if you avoid doing anything because you don't want to contribute to the eventual heat-death of the universe. :if you consider ANY non-science course "easy" :if when your professor asks you where your homework is, you claim to have accidentally determined its momentum so precisely, that according to Heisenberg it could be anywhere in the universe. :if the "fun" center of your brain has deteriorated from lack of use. :if you'll assume that a "horse" is a "sphere" in order to make the math easier. :if you understood more than five of these indicators :if you make a hard copy of this list and post it on your door. |