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A Jokes
Title
Category
1
Abbot and Costello Meet Windows 95
Microsoft
2
Abraham is an old Jewish guy who is a yarn merchant
Cultural
3
Abusive Parrot
Unsorted
4
ACCIDENTAL DEATH
Medical
5
ACCOUNTING FOR LOST TIME
Religious
6
ACRONYMS WE'D LOVE TO SEE
Top Signs
7
ACT OF GOD
Religious
8
Action Figures
Star Wars Fan
9
ACTUAL 6TH GRADE TEST
Unsorted
10
ACTUAL BLOOPERS FROM CHURCH BULLETINS
Religious
11
Actual Country songs
Top Signs
12
Actual Dear Abby Letters
Top Signs
13
ACTUAL EPITAPHS FOUND ON TOMBSTONES
Unsorted
14
Actual Headlines, Ripped from Today's Papers!
True Stories
15
ACTUAL SENTENCES FOUND IN PATIENTS HOSPITAL
Top Signs
16
Actual Sportscaster comments ......
Top Signs
17
ACTUAL STATEMENTS FROM INSURANCE
Top Signs
18
Actual student's answers
Children
19
Actual student's answers
Redneck
20
ACTUAL T-SHIRT SLOGANS
Top Signs
21
Adages
Top Signs
22
Adam and Eve
Sexes
23
ADAM AND EVE
Sexes
24
Adam And Eve
Unsorted
25
ADAM'S GOOD DEAL
Religious
26
ADAM'S RIB
Religious
27
ADAM'S RIB EXPLAINED
Religious
28
ADMITTANCE TO HEAVEN It was getting a little crowded in Heaven
Political
29
ADOPTED CHILDREN
Unsorted
30
Adoption
Bad Pick up Lines
31
Adult Twas the night before Christmas
Holiday
32
ADULT VIDEO RENTAL
Blonde
33
Advice for the day
Top Signs
34
AESOP'S SEXUAL FABLE
Adult
35
After
Bad Pick up Lines
36
After Christmas Dieting
Holiday
37
After having their 11th child
Redneck
38
AFTER THE ARGUMENT...
Sexes
39
After the death of a never-married 94 year old woman
Marriage
40
AGE DIFFERENCE
Unsorted
41
AGE IMPAIRED DRIVING
Unsorted
42
Agree to disagree
Bad Pick up Lines
43
Ahead of the game
Bad Pick up Lines
44
Ain't English Grand
Top Signs
45
Air Force One
Political
46
AIR HEAD
Blonde
47
Air-line
Stinging comebacks
48
AIRLINE TALE
Work
49
Airplane Meeting
Redneck
50
Al Gore was brainstorming
Political
51
Alabama Hunters
Redneck
52
Alabama Jokes
Redneck
53
Alabama Windows 98
Computers
54
Alarm
Airport Security
55
ALCATRAZ
Unsorted
56
ALCOHOL
Unsorted
57
ALEXANDER THE GREAT'S COMMITTEE
Work
58
Algorigthm
Bad Pick up Lines
59
All aboard
Pirate
60
All aboard
Bad Pick up Lines
61
ALL BEER DIET
Food & Drink
62
ALL DRUGS HAVE A GENERIC NAME
Doctor
63
ALL I KNOW ABOUT COMPUTERS I LEARNED FROM MY MOTHER
Computers
64
ALL IN THE FAMILY
Religious
65
All in the family
Bad Pick up Lines
66
All wet
Bad Pick up Lines
67
All you can eat
Bad Pick up Lines
68
Allergic reaction
Bad Pick up Lines
69
ALLIGATOR SHOES
Bar
70
ALMOST AN ACCIDENT
Bar
71
Alphabits
Bad Pick up Lines
72
Always be nice to your Nurse .................
Doctor
73
ALZHEIMERS
Sexes
74
Am I a BAD American man?
Top Signs
75
AMBIDEXTERITY IN GOLF
Adult
76
AMERICAN BUSINESS HABITS SATIRE
Cultural
77
AMERICAN BUSINESS STRATEGY ANALOGY
Work
78
AMERICAN CORPORATE INDICATORS
Work
79
American Doctors
Doctor
80
AMERICAN IN PARIS
Unsorted
81
American Revolution
Bad Pick up Lines
82
AMERICAN TOURISTS IN IRELAND
Cultural
83
Amex
Bad Pick up Lines
84
AMISH MEN
Religious
85
An 85 year old man to get a sperm count.
Doctor
86
An American businessman goes to Japan
Cultural
87
AN ANONYMOUS POEM
Unsorted
88
AN APPOINTMENT FOR SEX?
Sexes
89
An Arab has spent many days crossing the desert
Cultural
90
AN EBONICS PRAYER
Cultural
91
An eighty-five-year-old couple died in a car crash.
Marriage
92
An elderly couple were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary
Marriage
93
An elderly spinster called the lawyer
Lawyers
94
An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman went for a round of golf
Cultural
95
AN EXAMPLE OF TRUE FAITH
Religious
96
An Irish bloke goes to the doctor
Cultural
97
An Irishman by the name of Jim Hughes
Cultural
98
An Irishman's been drinking at a pub all night
Bar
99
An Irishman, an Italian, and a Polish guy are in a bar.
Bar
100
An old man and woman were married for years
Marriage
101
AN OLDER COUPLE
Adult
102
An older couple had a son, who was still living at home
Political
103
An Oregonian, a Californian and a Texan were out camping.
Unsorted
104
An unemployed man goes to apply for a job with Microsoft as a janitor.
Computers
105
Anagrams
Top Signs
106
Anatomy
Children
107
Anatomy
Bad Pick up Lines
108
AND EVEN MORE DIFFERENT PODERABLES
Quotes
109
And The Prez. Says:.....
Political
110
And You Thought YOU Were Having a Bad Day
True Stories
111
ANDY ROONEY QUOTES
Quotes
112
Angel
Senator Strom Thurmond
113
Angry Old Women
Gambling
114
ANIMAL FARM
Top Signs
115
ANIMAL RIGHTS AND THE BLONDE
Bar
116
ANIMAL TALK
Unsorted
117
Animals Have The Darndest
Top Signs
118
Annoying Toilet Habits
Unsorted
119
Another Blonde Joke
Gambling
120
ANOTHER CASE FOR SHERLOCK
Adult
121
ANOTHER JOB INTERVIEW
Work
122
ANOTHER THERMOMETER
Medical
123
APHORISMS
Quotes
124
Apology accepted
Bad Pick up Lines
125
Apology to People's Republic of China
Political
126
Applecore
Bad Pick up Lines
127
APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER
Unsorted
128
ARCHAEOLOGICAL INTERPRETATION
Religious
129
Are You a Guy?
Sexes
130
ARE YOU A NETWORK ENGINEER?
Computers
131
ARE YOU AN ENGINEER?
Computers
132
Aren't you...
Bad Pick up Lines
133
ARIZONA ANNIVERSARY
Marriage
134
Arkansas Humor
Redneck
135
ART CRITICS
Unsorted
136
Art of Showering
Sexes
137
ARTHRITIS
Religious
138
Artistic
Bad Pick up Lines
139
Artistic
Bad Pick up Lines
140
asbestos
Asbestos
141
asbestos cancer
Asbestos
142
asbestosis
Asbestos
143
ASIAN MAN
Unsorted
144
Asking a farmer's daughter for a date
Adult
145
ASSYLUM PUN
Unsorted
146
Astrology
Bad Pick up Lines
147
Astrology
Stinging comebacks
148
AT THE BUS STOP
Bar
149
AT THE DOC'S OFFICE
Unsorted
150
AT THE FAIR
Unsorted
151
AT THE LUMBER YARD
Bar
152
AT THE RACES?
Adult
153
ATT'S IDEA OF TELEMARKETING
Work
154
ATTEMPTED PICK-UP
Bar
155
ATTEMPTED SUICIDE
Bar
156
Attorney's
Lawyers
157
AUDIT TIPS AND TRICKS
Unsorted
158
AUSTRALIAN FETISH
Adult
159
AUTO ACCIDENTS
Unsorted
160
AVERAGE BLONDES WHO ARE SHIPWRECKED
Bar