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1Abbot and Costello Meet Windows 95Microsoft
2Abraham is an old Jewish guy who is a yarn merchantCultural
3Abusive ParrotUnsorted
4ACCIDENTAL DEATHMedical
5ACCOUNTING FOR LOST TIMEReligious
6ACRONYMS WE'D LOVE TO SEETop Signs
7ACT OF GODReligious
8Action FiguresStar Wars Fan
9ACTUAL 6TH GRADE TESTUnsorted
10ACTUAL BLOOPERS FROM CHURCH BULLETINSReligious
11Actual Country songsTop Signs
12Actual Dear Abby LettersTop Signs
13ACTUAL EPITAPHS FOUND ON TOMBSTONESUnsorted
14Actual Headlines, Ripped from Today's Papers!True Stories
15ACTUAL SENTENCES FOUND IN PATIENTS HOSPITALTop Signs
16Actual Sportscaster comments ......Top Signs
17ACTUAL STATEMENTS FROM INSURANCETop Signs
18Actual student's answersChildren
19Actual student's answersRedneck
20ACTUAL T-SHIRT SLOGANSTop Signs
21AdagesTop Signs
22Adam and EveSexes
23ADAM AND EVESexes
24Adam And EveUnsorted
25ADAM'S GOOD DEALReligious
26ADAM'S RIBReligious
27ADAM'S RIB EXPLAINEDReligious
28ADMITTANCE TO HEAVEN It was getting a little crowded in HeavenPolitical
29ADOPTED CHILDRENUnsorted
30AdoptionBad Pick up Lines
31Adult Twas the night before ChristmasHoliday
32ADULT VIDEO RENTALBlonde
33Advice for the dayTop Signs
34AESOP'S SEXUAL FABLEAdult
35AfterBad Pick up Lines
36After Christmas DietingHoliday
37After having their 11th childRedneck
38AFTER THE ARGUMENT...Sexes
39After the death of a never-married 94 year old womanMarriage
40AGE DIFFERENCEUnsorted
41AGE IMPAIRED DRIVINGUnsorted
42Agree to disagreeBad Pick up Lines
43Ahead of the gameBad Pick up Lines
44Ain't English GrandTop Signs
45Air Force OnePolitical
46AIR HEADBlonde
47Air-lineStinging comebacks
48AIRLINE TALEWork
49Airplane MeetingRedneck
50Al Gore was brainstormingPolitical
51Alabama HuntersRedneck
52Alabama JokesRedneck
53Alabama Windows 98Computers
54AlarmAirport Security
55ALCATRAZUnsorted
56ALCOHOLUnsorted
57ALEXANDER THE GREAT'S COMMITTEEWork
58AlgorigthmBad Pick up Lines
59All aboardPirate
60All aboardBad Pick up Lines
61ALL BEER DIETFood & Drink
62ALL DRUGS HAVE A GENERIC NAMEDoctor
63ALL I KNOW ABOUT COMPUTERS I LEARNED FROM MY MOTHERComputers
64ALL IN THE FAMILYReligious
65All in the familyBad Pick up Lines
66All wetBad Pick up Lines
67All you can eatBad Pick up Lines
68Allergic reactionBad Pick up Lines
69ALLIGATOR SHOESBar
70ALMOST AN ACCIDENTBar
71AlphabitsBad Pick up Lines
72Always be nice to your Nurse .................Doctor
73ALZHEIMERSSexes
74Am I a BAD American man?Top Signs
75AMBIDEXTERITY IN GOLFAdult
76AMERICAN BUSINESS HABITS SATIRECultural
77AMERICAN BUSINESS STRATEGY ANALOGYWork
78AMERICAN CORPORATE INDICATORSWork
79American DoctorsDoctor
80AMERICAN IN PARISUnsorted
81American RevolutionBad Pick up Lines
82AMERICAN TOURISTS IN IRELANDCultural
83AmexBad Pick up Lines
84AMISH MENReligious
85An 85 year old man  to get a sperm count.Doctor
86An American businessman goes to JapanCultural
87AN ANONYMOUS POEMUnsorted
88AN APPOINTMENT FOR SEX?Sexes
89An Arab has spent many days crossing the desertCultural
90AN EBONICS PRAYERCultural
91An eighty-five-year-old couple died in a car crash.Marriage
92An elderly couple were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversaryMarriage
93An elderly spinster called the lawyerLawyers
94An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman went for a round of golfCultural
95AN EXAMPLE OF TRUE FAITHReligious
96An Irish bloke goes to the doctorCultural
97An Irishman by the name of Jim HughesCultural
98An Irishman's been drinking at a pub all nightBar
99An Irishman, an Italian, and a Polish guy are in a bar.Bar
100An old man and woman were married for yearsMarriage
101AN OLDER COUPLEAdult
102An older couple had a son, who was still living at homePolitical
103An Oregonian, a Californian and a Texan were out camping.Unsorted
104An unemployed man goes to apply for a job with Microsoft as a janitor.Computers
105AnagramsTop Signs
106AnatomyChildren
107AnatomyBad Pick up Lines
108AND EVEN MORE DIFFERENT PODERABLESQuotes
109And The Prez.  Says:.....Political
110And You Thought YOU Were Having a Bad DayTrue Stories
111ANDY ROONEY QUOTESQuotes
112AngelSenator Strom Thurmond
113Angry Old WomenGambling
114ANIMAL FARMTop Signs
115ANIMAL RIGHTS AND THE BLONDEBar
116ANIMAL TALKUnsorted
117Animals Have The DarndestTop Signs
118Annoying Toilet HabitsUnsorted
119Another Blonde JokeGambling
120ANOTHER CASE FOR SHERLOCKAdult
121ANOTHER JOB INTERVIEWWork
122ANOTHER THERMOMETERMedical
123APHORISMSQuotes
124Apology acceptedBad Pick up Lines
125Apology to People's Republic of ChinaPolitical
126ApplecoreBad Pick up Lines
127APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTERUnsorted
128ARCHAEOLOGICAL INTERPRETATIONReligious
129Are You a Guy?Sexes
130ARE YOU A NETWORK ENGINEER?Computers
131ARE YOU AN ENGINEER?Computers
132Aren't you...Bad Pick up Lines
133ARIZONA ANNIVERSARYMarriage
134Arkansas HumorRedneck
135ART CRITICSUnsorted
136Art of ShoweringSexes
137ARTHRITISReligious
138ArtisticBad Pick up Lines
139ArtisticBad Pick up Lines
140asbestosAsbestos
141asbestos cancerAsbestos
142asbestosisAsbestos
143ASIAN MANUnsorted
144Asking a farmer's daughter for a dateAdult
145ASSYLUM PUNUnsorted
146AstrologyBad Pick up Lines
147AstrologyStinging comebacks
148AT THE BUS STOPBar
149AT THE DOC'S OFFICEUnsorted
150AT THE FAIRUnsorted
151AT THE LUMBER YARDBar
152AT THE RACES?Adult
153ATT'S IDEA OF TELEMARKETINGWork
154ATTEMPTED PICK-UPBar
155ATTEMPTED SUICIDEBar
156Attorney'sLawyers
157AUDIT TIPS AND TRICKSUnsorted
158AUSTRALIAN FETISHAdult
159AUTO ACCIDENTSUnsorted
160AVERAGE BLONDES WHO ARE SHIPWRECKEDBar