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1Table mannersBad Pick up Lines
2TackyMENSA
3Taco BelleBad Pick up Lines
4Take a lookBad Pick up Lines
5Take a step back...Unsorted
6Take me nowBad Pick up Lines
7Taken from the MIT Course Evaluation Guide, Fall, 1991College
8Taking Care of The CustomerDoctor
9Tale of two spidersChildren
10TALIBAN REBELS FIGHT THE AMERICANSCultural
11Talking MillipedeUnsorted
12TALKING SALMONUnsorted
13Talking to GodReligious
14Talking to godBad Pick up Lines
15TAMPONS(URBAN FOKELORE?)Essays
16Tanning bedBad Pick up Lines
17Tasty treatBad Pick up Lines
18Teach about materialsChildren
19TeachersChildren
20Teaching CoordinatesChildren
21TEACHING FIRST GRADEUnsorted
22Tech SupportComputers
23Techie stuff from AustraliaComputers
24TECHNICAL SUPPORT REQUESTUnsorted
25TeddyBad Pick up Lines
26Teddy BearsBar
27TEE OFFGolf
28Tee shirtBad Pick up Lines
29Telepathic WatchBad Pick up Lines
30TELLING LIESReligious
31Ten Things You Should Never Say To a Woman During an Argument:Top Signs
32TEN WAYS TO TELL IF A REDNECK HAS BEEN USINGTop Signs
33TEN WORDS THAT DON'T EXIST BUTTop Signs
34TENNIS BALLUnsorted
35TERM PAPER SCHEDULING AND INSPIRATIONUnsorted
36TERMINAL SEXAdult
37Terrifying Bus RideGambling
38TerrorismnBad Pick up Lines
39TERRORIZE YOUR TELEMARKETERTop Signs
40test
41Test AnswersTrue Stories
42Testing the human speciesBar
43Texas babyBar
44TEXAS FARMER IN AUSTRALIAUnsorted
45TEXAS MIDGETDoctor
46THANKSGIVING DAY WEATHER REPORTSeasonal
47Thanksgiving Without Martha!Holiday
48That chestPirate
49The "not raising hogs" businessUnsorted
50The 1998 Darwin AwardsUnsorted
51THE 1999 DARWIN AWARD WINNER ISUnsorted
52The 1999 Darwin awardsUnsorted
53The 40 top things you would NEVER hear a Redneck sayTop Signs
54THE 60'S vs. 90'STop Signs
55THE AFFAIRReligious
56THE AMBULANCEPuns
57THE ARTISTMedical
58THE ATHEISTReligious
59THE BACON TREEUnsorted
60The Ballad of Al GorePolitical
61THE BALLERINABar
62THE BAPTISMReligious
63THE BEAR HUNTER ALLLEGORYAnimals
64THE BEER TROUBLESHOOTING GUIDE:Top Signs
65THE BEST PATIENTSUnsorted
66THE BETBlonde
67THE BETTER PROGRAMMERReligious
68THE BIBLE SALESMANReligious
69The Big QuestionReligious
70The Bigger the BetterBad Pick up Lines
71THE BIRDS AND THE BEESAdult
72THE BLONDE DECORATORBlonde
73THE BLONDE IN THE LIBRARYBlonde
74THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKESBlonde
75THE BLONDE PAINTERBlonde
76THE BLONDE REPORTED FOR HER UNIVERSITY FINAL EXAMINATIONBlonde
77THE BLONDE STEWARDESSBlonde
78THE BLONDE STEWARDESSBlonde
79The Blonde Was Shocked!Blonde
80The blonde wife picked up the phoneBlonde
81THE BLONDES NEW CARBlonde
82THE BOAT TRIPAdult
83THE BOSSWork
84THE BOYSReligious
85The BrothelCultural
86THE BROWN PAPER COWBOYUnsorted
87THE BULLAnimals
88THE BUNNY GOES FREEAnimals
89The carnivalBad Pick up Lines
90The Carpenter, Electrician, DentistMarriage
91The CatAnimals
92THE CATASTROPHEPuns
93THE CELL PHONEBlonde
94THE CENSUS TAKERUnsorted
95THE CHRISTMAS SINGING PARROTSeasonal
96The Clinton's New HomePolitical
97The Computer ContestReligious
98The Concept of MarriageMarriage
99THE CONFESSION SESSIONReligious
100THE CONFESSIONALReligious
101THE CONSTRUCTION SITEUnsorted
102THE COWBOYAnimals
103THE CUREMedical
104The Dark SideStar Wars Fan
105THE DEAD BEAVERAnimals
106THE DEAD GOLFER GOES TO HEAVENUnsorted
107THE DELICultural
108THE DEODORANT PURCHACEBar
109THE DEVILISH IN-LAWMarriage
110The DoctorDoctor
111THE DOCTOR'S NIGHT CALLMedical
112THE DOCTOR'S VISITMedical
113THE DOORBELL RINGSUnsorted
114The DressingHoliday
115The DrunkUnsorted
116THE DYING IRISHMANMedical
117THE ENVELOPESUnsorted
118THE ESCAPE!Bar
119THE ESCAPED LIONUnsorted
120THE EXCUSEUnsorted
121THE FACELIFT...Doctor
122The Facts Of LifeUnsorted
123The FairUnsorted
124THE FARM BOYUnsorted
125THE FARM GIRLAdult
126THE FARMHANDUnsorted
127THE FERRARIUnsorted
128THE FIGHTING IRISHUnsorted
129The finals of the National Poetry Contest last yearRedneck
130The flinstonesBad Pick up Lines
131The following breeds are now recognized by the AKC:Top Signs
132THE FROG AND THE ENGINEERWork
133THE FUNERALGolf
134THE FUNERAL HOMEUnsorted
135THE FUNERAL PROCESSIONUnsorted
136THE GAME WARDENWork
137THE GARDEN OF EDENReligious
138THE GARDEN OF EDENReligious
139THE GENDER GAP IN DATINGUnsorted
140THE GENIEGolf
141THE GENIE AND THE IRISHMANCultural
142The Genie In The LampUnsorted
143THE GERMAN VISITUnsorted
144THE GIFTAnimals
145THE GLASS EYEAdult
146THE GOLF BAG GENIEGolf
147THE GOLF MATCHGolf
148THE GOLF PAIRSAdult
149THE GOLFING PREACHERReligious
150The good samaritanDoctor
151THE GORILLAAdult
152THE GRASS AT MY HOMEUnsorted
153THE GREAT DEBATEMarriage
154The greatest truck driver in the worldRedneck
155THE GREETING CARD SEARCHUnsorted
156THE GREYHOUNDAnimals
157THE GRIEVING WIFEReligious
158The GynecologistDoctor
159THE HEART ATTACKAdult
160The Heart DonorsLawyers
161THE HILLSUnsorted
162The holidaysBad Pick up Lines
163THE HONEYMOONAdult
164The hookPirate
165THE HORSE AND CHICKEN PARABLEAnimals
166THE HUNGRY PANDAPuns
167THE INSURANCE POLICYUnsorted
168THE INTERVIEWBar
169THE IRISH BROTHELReligious
170THE IRISH SPYCultural
171THE IRISHMAN AND THE GENIEUnsorted
172THE JOB INTERVIEWWork
173The JoggerPolitical
174THE KILLER MULEAnimals
175The kingBad Pick up Lines
176THE KISSCultural
177THE LAST 10 THINGS ANY WOMAN WOULD EVERTop Signs
178THE LAWS OF GOLFLaw
179THE LAWYER STAYS IN A HOTELLaw
180THE LETTER FROM DADUnsorted
181The Little GuyBar
182THE LIVESTOCK SALEUnsorted
183The LoanLoan
184The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man aroundBar
185THE LOCKER ROOMUnsorted
186THE LONE GOLFERGolf
187The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a barBar
188THE LONG SERMONReligious
189THE LORDS PRAYERReligious
190THE LOTTERYReligious
191THE MAGICIAN ON THE CRUISE SHIPUnsorted
192THE MAILMANWork
193THE MALE'S SEX LIFEAdult
194The Man For HerDoctor
195THE MAN'S/WOMAN'S GUIDE TO FEMALE/MALE ENGLISHSexes
196THE MEMORY SCHOOL REMEMBEREDUnsorted
197THE MENTAL PATIENTMedical
198The MentorMarriage
199The MigraineDoctor
200THE MIRRORBlonde
201THE MISSIONARYReligious
202THE MONEY, THE BIBLE OR THEUnsorted
203The Most Direct PropositionGambling
204The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly byMarriage
205The MuteGambling
206The Neck TieUnsorted
207The New BabyDoctor
208THE NEW CARComputers
209THE NEW DOCTORUnsorted
210THE NEW PRIESTReligious
211THE NEW SCHOOL PRAYERUnsorted
212THE NEWLY PROMOTED EMPLOYEEWork
213The Next Best ThingUnsorted
214The next Survivor TV ShowAdult
215The Night Before ChristmasHoliday
216The Night Before Y2KComputers
217The nominees for the Chevy Nova AwardTop Signs
218THE NUN'S SECRETReligious
219The Nursing HomeUnsorted
220THE OBITUARYSexes
221THE OFFICE DIETWork
222The old Fighter PilotBar
223THE OLDEST PROFFESSIONUnsorted
224The only cow in a small town in PolandCultural
225THE OPERATIONMedical
226The ParamedicGambling
227The Pastor And The BearUnsorted
228THE PERFECT COUPLESexes
229THE PERFECT PETAnimals
230THE PERFECT PETUnsorted
231THE PERFECT SHOTGolf
232The Perfect WorkerUnsorted
233THE PERSONAL ADAdult
234THE PHARMACISTMedical
235The Physics Of HellReligious
236THE PIG CAN TALK!Animals
237The pillBad Pick up Lines
238THE PIRATEUnsorted
239THE PIZZA PARLORBlonde
240The Pleasures Of Getting OlderReligious
241THE POLISH CHICKENCultural
242THE POPE MEETS THE QUEENReligious
243THE POPE VISITS NEW YORKReligious
244The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a plane crashReligious
245The power of a periodChildren
246The Praying Parrot A middle aged woman lived alone except for her petReligious
247The preacher was a dead ringer for Conway TwittyReligious
248THE PREACHERS WIDOWReligious
249The Pregnant BlondeBlonde
250The President and Mrs. Clinton at a Yankees gamePolitical
251The President's BathroomPolitical
252The PriestReligious
253THE PROCRASTINATOR'S CREEDTop Signs
254THE PROCTOLOGIST EXAMDoctor
255THE PROFESSIONAL MAIDAdult
256THE PROSTITUTEAdult
257THE PUZZLEBlonde
258The Rabbi's AdviceMarriage
259THE RACETRACKReligious
260The Real 12 Days of ChristmasHoliday
261The Real Meaning Behind Personal Ad AbreviationsTop Signs
262The Relatives gathered in the waiting roomDoctor
263THE REMOTE CONTROL CONTROLSexes
264THE REVEREND Jesse's APOLOGYPolitical
265The ride homeBad Pick up Lines
266The right AnswersTop Signs
267The right girlBad Pick up Lines
268THE RULESTop Signs
269THE SEARCHUnsorted
270THE SECRET CODEReligious
271THE SERMONReligious
272THE SEX SALEAdult
273The Silent Treatment-Wedded BlissMarriage
274THE SIN OF LYINGReligious
275The Smartest Dog in the WorldGambling
276THE SMARTEST MAN IN THE WORLDLaw
277The Snake and the BunnyLawyers
278The Snake and the BunnyPolitical
279The SnowstormBlonde
280The Soda MachineGambling
281The SOU Clinton should have givenPolitical
282THE SPEEDTRAPUnsorted
283THE SPEEDY SNAILPuns
284THE SPLINTGolf
285The State of Personal ResponsibilityLawyers
286THE STATUEAdult
287THE STOCK BROKERUnsorted
288THE SUIT SALEUnsorted
289The Sunday School teacher was speaking to her classReligious
290THE SURGICAL PROCEDUREUnsorted
291THE SWIMMING RACEBlonde
292THE TACO BELL CHIHUAHUACultural
293THE TATE FAMILYReligious
294The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignmentChildren
295The teacher walked to the black boardChildren
296THE TELEVISION PREACHERReligious
297The Ten Best Reasons why Trick or Treating is better than SEXTop Signs
298THE TEN COMMANDMENTSReligious
299THE TEXANCultural
300THE TEXAN BABYCultural
301THE TEXAS SALESMANUnsorted
302THE THERMOMETERMedical
303THE TIPUnsorted
304The Top 13 Signs You've Invested in the Wrong StocksTop Signs
305The Top 15 Florida Excuses for Holding Up the ElectionPolitical
306THE TOP 15/7 BIBLICAL WAYS TO ACQUIRE A WIFE/HUSBANDTop Signs
307The Top 20 Euphemisms for Penis Enlargement Surgery:Top Signs
308The Top 5 Sexual Jokes of 1999Top Signs
309The Top 9 Sexual Jokes of 1998Top Signs
310THE TRAIN SETUnsorted
311The Truth about ToolsTop Signs
312THE TWELVE THANK-YOU NOTES OF CHRISTMASHoliday
313THE TWINS LOSSUnsorted
314The Two Nuns...Religious
315THE UGLIEST PERSON IN THE WORLDUnsorted
316THE UGLY CHILDUnsorted
317THE ULTIMATE URBAN MYTH CHAIN LETTERQuotes
318The urge to splurgeBad Pick up Lines
319The US standard railroad gaugeUnsorted
320THE VACUUM SALESMANUnsorted
321THE VETMedical
322THE VIRGINAdult
323THE VISITORUnsorted
324The Voice From AboveGambling
325THE WALL OF LIFEReligious
326THE WATCHUnsorted
327THE WATCHUnsorted
328THE WATERGATE HOTELAdult
329The wedding date was set and the grooms three palsMarriage
330THE WITCH MAKES A CHOICEPuns
331The world according to comedian Steven WrightUnsorted
332The World According To Steven Wright:Unsorted
333THE WORLDS THINNEST BOOKSTop Signs
334THE WORST GOLF FOURSOME EVERGolf
335THE YETIUnsorted
336THE YOUNG DOCTORReligious
337THE YOUNG PRIESTReligious
338The Zen of WindowsMicrosoft
339THEGOOD DEEDSexes
340TheifBad Pick up Lines
341their husbands performance as a loverMarriage
342THEOLOGICAL DEBATEReligious
343There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhereCultural
344There once was a proud IrishmanReligious
345There was a church where the preacher and the song leaderReligious
346There was a married deaf coupleMarriage
347There was a Scottish tradesmanReligious
348There was an 80-year-old virginDoctor
349There was an old married couple that had lived happily togetherMarriage
350There was this couple that was married for 20 yearsMarriage
351There was this lady who was visiting a church one SundayReligious
352There was this male engineer, on a cruise ship in the CaribbeanEngineer
353There was this preacher who was an avid golferReligious
354There were 11 people hanging onto a rope from a planeBlonde
355There were two old geezers living in the backwoodsRedneck
356There you are!Bad Pick up Lines
357There's more where that came fromBad Pick up Lines
358There's this guy in a barBar
359THERMOSBlonde
360These are great morning smilers -- : )Children
361These were actual ads placed:Top Signs
362They're Finally TogetherMarriage
363Thick cashBad Pick up Lines
364THIGNSUnsorted
365THINGS I'VE LEARNED IN LIFETop Signs
366THINGS IT TOOK ME 50 YEARS TO LEARNTop Signs
367THINGS MEN NEVER SAYTop Signs
368THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT METop Signs
369THINGS NOT TO SAY TO YOUR PREGNANTTop Signs
370Things only a Mother can TeachTop Signs
371Things people actually said in courtUnsorted
372Things People DoTop Signs
373Things to do at WalmartTop Signs
374THINGS TO PONDER OVERTop Signs
375Things You Will Never Hear A WomanTop Signs
376THINGS YOU WON'T HEAR A MAN SAYTop Signs
377THINK BEFORE SPEAKINGQuotes
378THINKERS ANONYMOUSEssays
379THIRSTY MANUnsorted
380This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokesBlonde
381This blonde heard that milk baths would make you beautifulBlonde
382This couple had only been married for two weeks.Marriage
383This guy goes to see the PopeReligious
384This guy walks into a barBar
385This guy was sound asleep on a rainy wetMarriage
386THIS IS FOR MEN TIRED OF RECEIVING MALE BASHING JOKESTop Signs
387This old fellow in his eightiesDoctor
388This redneck couple get marriedRedneck
389This virus warning is genuineComputers
390Thoughts on lifeTop Signs
391ThreeSenator Strom Thurmond
392THREE BLONDE FISHERMENBlonde
393Three blondes in a class at ClemsonBlonde
394THREE CORPORATE LESSONSUnsorted
395THREE DOGSAnimals
396THREE DOORSReligious
397Three Elderly LadiesUnsorted
398THREE ENGINEERING STUDENTSUnsorted
399Three famous basketball coaches had passed onReligious
400Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes inBar
401Three IrishmenCultural
402Three Italian nuns die and go to heavenReligious
403THREE KICK RULEUnsorted
404THREE LEGGED CHICKENUnsorted
405THREE LITTLE PIGS AND OTHER KIDSUnsorted
406Three men were using the urinals in a public restroom.College
407THREE MICE IN A BARUnsorted
408THREE NUNSReligious
409Three Proofs That Jesus WasCultural
410THREE PUNSPuns
411Three sons left homeReligious
412THREE TURTLES GO ON A PICNICAnimals
413Three Wise WomenHoliday
414Three women are about to be executedBlonde
415THREESUnsorted
416THROWING THE 1ST STONEReligious
417TicTacNoBad Pick up Lines
418TightBad Pick up Lines
419Time for funBad Pick up Lines
420TIME MANAGEMENT CODESWork
421TIME TRAVELER BETAComputers
422Times' upBad Pick up Lines
423TiredBad Pick up Lines
424TIT FOR TATAdult
425TO ALL PEOPLE WHO INSIST ON SENDING ME STUPID EMAILSComputers
426TO ALL THE DRUNK WOMEN, YOU KNOW IT'S TIMETop Signs
427TO EXCERCISE OR NOT TOTop Signs
428TO EXERCISE OR NOT TO EXERCISETop Signs
429To Tip or Not To Tip?Gambling
430To: All Concerned CitizensPolitical
431TOAST PLEASE!Food & Drink
432Today You Are StaffUnsorted
433TODAYS STOCK MARKET REPORTUnsorted
434TogethernessMarriage
435TOILET PAPERUnsorted
436TOILET PAPER INFOUnsorted
437TOMMY SHAUGHNESSYReligious
438TomorrowBad Pick up Lines
439Tomorrow morningBad Pick up Lines
440TongueBad Pick up Lines
441Too much to drinkBad Pick up Lines
442TOO MY REPUBLICAN FRIENDSChildren
443ToothlessBad Pick up Lines
444ToothpasteBad Pick up Lines
445TOP 10 BLONDE INVENTIONSBlonde
446TOP 10 HIT MOVIES IN IRAQTop Signs
447Top 10 Reasons Eve Was CreatedTop Signs
448Top 10 Reasons for Being ...Top Signs
449TOP 10 REASONS TO GO TO WORK NAKED (okay -Top Signs
450Top 10 reasons to work nakedTop Signs
451TOP 10 REASONS YOU'VE GOT IT EASY INTop Signs
452TOP 10 SIGNS YOU KNOW IT'S TIME TO JOIN E-MAILERS ANONYMOUSTop Signs
453Top 10 Signs You Work for IntelTop Signs
454Top 10 Signs You've Joined a Cheap HMODoctor
455Top 10 Signs Your Cat is Planning to Kill You!Animals
456Top 10 Signs Your Co-Worker Is A Computer HackerTop Signs
457Top 10 Things Not To Say To A Father When PickingTop Signs
458Top 10 Ways President Clinton Can Distract Attention From The ScandalTop Signs
459Top 11 Reasons Why E-Mail is Like a Male Reproductive OrganComputers
460Top 12 Things NOT To Say To A CopTop Signs
461TOP 14 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR:Top Signs
462Top 15 Reasons Dogs Don't Use ComputersComputers
463TOP 16 SIGNS YOUR SWIMMING POOL NEEDSTop Signs
464Top 20 ways to say "Your Fly Is Open"Top Signs
465Top 20 Womens Tee-Shirt SlogansTop Signs
466Top 25 Signs That You've Already Grown UpUnsorted
467Top 35 OxymoronsTop Signs
468TOP 40 THINGS YOU WOULD NEVER HEAR A REDNECKTop Signs
469TOP 53 SAYINGS YOUTop Signs
470Top country tunes of all timeTop Signs
471Top Oxy-Morons:Top Signs
472TOP TEN CADDY COMMENTSTop Signs
473Top Ten Old Folks' Party GamesTop Signs
474TOP TEN REASONS THE BRITISH LOST THE COLONIESTop Signs
475TOP TEN REASONS TO BECOME ATop Signs
476Top Ten Rejected Slogans for Firestone TiresTop Signs
477Top Ten Signs Your Amish Teen Is In TroubleTop Signs
478TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR AMISH TEEN IS IN TROUBLETop Signs
479Top ten Slogans being considered by Viagra.Top Signs
480TOP TEN SLOGANS FOR JENNY CRAIGTop Signs
481Top Ten Suggestions for Guys While Golfing _OR_ Taking a Leak in a Public BathroomTop Signs
482Top Ten things heard around Gary Condit's officePolitical
483TOP TEN THINGS PMS STANDSTop Signs
484TOP TEN THINGS THAT MEN UNDERSTAND ABOUT WOMENTop Signs
485Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But ArenTop Signs
486Top ten things that sound dirty in golf but arenTop Signs
487Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty In Law But ArenTop Signs
488Top Ten things you'll NEVER hear from a redneck...Redneck
489Top Times in history when saying FU.. was appropriatePolitical
490TOPLESS RESTAURANTUnsorted
491TORRENTIAL RAINUnsorted
492TouchingBad Pick up Lines
493TowelBad Pick up Lines
494TRAFFIC TICKETUnsorted
495TRAINING COURSES NOW AVAILABLE FORTop Signs
496TRAINS?Unsorted
497TRANSLATING WOMEN'S/MEN'S  ENGLISH:Top Signs
498TRAVEL AGENT HORROR STORIESEssays
499Treasure HuntPirate
500TREESBlonde
501TRICK OR TREATHoliday
502TROUBLESHOOTING YOUR BEERBar
503True friendsUnsorted
504TRUE HEADLINESTop Signs
505TRUE LOVEUnsorted
506True QuotesTop Signs
507True Story, if she had killed herself she?d be a shoe-in for the Darwin AwardBlonde
508True Story?Gambling
509TRUTH IS STRANGER THAN FICTION!Political
510TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE I LEARNED FROM BAD 80'STop Signs
511Ttey put advertisements in with your billsTop Signs
512Turn onAirport Security
513Turn onBad Pick up Lines
514Turndown easyStinging comebacks
515Turned downBad Pick up Lines
516TURTLEDUnsorted
517Twas the night before Christmas and all through the kitchenHoliday
518Twas the night before Y2K,Computers
519TWAS THE WEEK AFTER CHRISTMASComputers
520TWAS THE WEEK AFTER CHRISTMASHoliday
521TWENTY RESPONSES TO USE WITHTop Signs
522TWISTED HISTORY - A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIMEUnsorted
523Two Blonde MenBlonde
524Two bored casino dealersBlonde
525TWO CANARIESUnsorted
526Two Carrots
527TWO DOCTORS HAVE SEXMedical
528Two doctors opened offices in a small townDoctor
529TWO DWARVES PLAYING GOLFGolf
530TWO ELDERLY BLONDE LADIESBlonde
531Two fingersBad Pick up Lines
532Two girlfriends were speeding down the highwayBlonde
533Two Italian virgins get marriedMarriage
534Two men from Arkansas were sitting at a barBar
535Two men from Texas were sitting at a barBar
536Two men sit drinking in the barBar
537Two New Organs For AdamUnsorted
538TWO PRIESTSReligious
539TWO PRIESTS ON VACATIONReligious
540Two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter,Redneck
541Two robins were sitting on a branchAnimals
542Two tourists were driving through LouisianaBlonde
543Two West VirginiansBar
544TYPICAL JIMReligious